I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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