Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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