Do you still have your period?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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