she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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