singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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