I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
