yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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