The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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