wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
