I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Dignity is for republicans.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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