Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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