for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
40s are totally the cure
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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