i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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