Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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