there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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