Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
