Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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