so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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