Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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