I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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