The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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