So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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