never play flip cup with pint glasses
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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