there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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