She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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