The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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