you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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