i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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