I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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