My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I am spending my child support on dildos
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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