I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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