Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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