How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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