over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Everyone says I win the strip club
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The adults are the big ones right?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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