Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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