Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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