So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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