Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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