ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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