Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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