...so i touched it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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