Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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