dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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