You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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