after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I love you.
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