Betty ford says i'm here all night
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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