It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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