so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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