I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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