Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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