I am puke
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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