it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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