People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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