Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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