You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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