We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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