why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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